When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.