Costco Fuck

Fucked in bulk;When your fucked in one more way then one.

Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!

Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.

by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009

Costco-dependent

You are too cheap to get your own Costco card but you attach yourself at the cart with a friend who does and you can get the benefits of the Costco buying discounts.

Hey Sally, I am feeling very Costco-dependent today, are you going by chance? I need to get that huge package of toilet paper. I'll buy you a hotdog?

by beeknee August 31, 2011

Costco Barn

A garage like structure made out of assemble-it-your-self pipes and a vinyl covering sold at Costco whose official purpose is to cover cars, but is more frequently used as a shade structure for events. Frequently used at Burning Man (where the nickname originated), as a bulky, hard to transport, painful to assemble, rust prone alternative to more conventional shade structures. Becomes particularly difficult if one owns more than one such barns as Costco's design changes every year and the near visually identical pieces are completely incompatible.

You'd better guy down that Costco Barn or the next dust storm is going to turn it into a raver-killing kite.

by Levanima July 27, 2010

costco brunch

the act of going to costco and eating all the free samples. can be applied to other supermarket chains with an abundance of free samples, i.e. whole foods brunch.

I haven't eaten anything since I had the costco brunch at around 11:30

by daniel starl February 1, 2008

costco rich

When you buy a shitload of something at costco, such as paper towels, and burn through it because you have an abundance of it right after you buy it. Generally performed in a nice crispy pair of kirkland signature jeans.

Bro 1: Bro I used a whole roll of your paper towels last night making taquitos and soaking up bong spillage.

Bro 2: Fuck Bro! You got hella costco rich! No worries though I got like 38 more rolls.

by blazedjacks March 6, 2014

Costco Thursday

The ritual and future holiday of going out to Costco for lunch every Thursday.

Every Thursday, me and my friends go out to Costco for lunch. While there, we feast upon the delicious Costco pizza and some of the many awesome food samples that are offered.

"Hey dude, it's Costco Thursday." - Jake
"Shizzle! I can't wait to get me some Costco pizza!" - Bill

by KielbasaKing February 13, 2009

Costco moment

When you do something of extreme autism, or when someone says something of low intelligence

"I write cheks to 330 people you know that" "yo that was a real Costco moment there"

by Hurting feelings globally December 22, 2020