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cosmosexual

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.
My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me
by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008
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cosmosexual

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld
You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual
by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006
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Cosmosexual

“I make love to my man, he is cosmosexual.”
by Cosmosexuality January 19, 2026
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Cosmosexual

“I make love to my man, he is cosmosexual.”
by Cosmosexuality January 19, 2026
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Cuomosexual

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.
by The Cabal March 2, 2021
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CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022
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Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.
Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.
by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009
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