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The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.

My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me

cosmosexual by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

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cosmosexual

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld

You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual

cosmosexual by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006

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cosmosexual • Cosmosexuality • CoMosexual • Coumosexual • Cuomosexual • chomosexual • chemosexual • CocoSexual • cromosexual • Camosexual

Cosmosexual

Heterosexual men who enjoy anal intercourse.

“I make love to my man, he is cosmosexual.”

Cosmosexual by Cosmosexuality January 19, 2026

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Cosmosexual

Heterosexual men who enjoy anal intercourse.

“I make love to my man, he is cosmosexual.”

Cosmosexual by Cosmosexuality January 19, 2026

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Cuomosexual

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.

"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.

Cuomosexual by The Cabal March 2, 2021

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CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

CocoSexual by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022

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Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.

Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.

Camosexual by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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