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Cosmo Girl 

A slightly deformed young woman with profoundly wide jawbones.

Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.

Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.

Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
Good grief Herbert, gouge out my eyes! Look at that Cosmo Girl on the rack there!
Cosmo Girl by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011
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cosmo girl 

a cosmo girl is a young woman who takes a leading role in all aspects of her life. she is typically a beautiful, sexually active and single woman in her early twenties to mid thirties who lives in the city and holds a corporate/executive office job. "alpha female" would be a good name for her. she is financially secure and doesn't require a man's advice/assistance in her life at all. he is simply there to act as fluff for moments when she's not busy going clubbing, hitting up fancy cocktail lounges, or having girl trips with her friends. she is the perfect sexual minx in the sack and knows exactly how to treat her man right (if she chooses to settle down with one). she's physically fit and keeps up on all of the latest celebrity gossip, style trends, and pop culture knowledge.
Anna Wintour, the leading editor for Vogue, is a Cosmo Girl in her own right simply because she is the head of an empire that makes millions of dollars.
cosmo girl by Sherilynn Macale December 11, 2007

cosmogirl 

A magazine off spin of Cosmopolitan, for the younger ages. While the word "girl" might make you believe it is for 9 or 10 year olds, it does have some stuff that wouldn't be suitable for that age group.
"Did you read the article in Cosmogirl about boob jobs?"

"YEAH! I rally liked the thing about STDS!!"
cosmogirl by Sarah Hollins March 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026