Cosmapology
"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"
Cosmapology by Zucarelli August 1, 2017
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cosmapology
"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"
cosmapology by Zucarelli August 1, 2017
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Cosmapology
Cosmapology by KayKay071201 November 24, 2021
cockapology
Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.
"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "
cockapology by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016
kitchen cosmetology
The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.
There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic
kitchen cosmetology by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020
cosmopologies
damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.
cosmopologies by treesazmarie August 22, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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