Cosmapology

"The act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision"

"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"

by Zucarelli August 1, 2017

cosmapology

"The act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision"

"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"

by Zucarelli August 1, 2017

Cosmapology

Cosmapology is the act of apologizing to someone after giving them a bad haircut.

I received a COSMAPOLOGY at the salon today.

by KayKay071201 November 24, 2021

cosmology

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space

cosmology is the study of universe

by Chintan July 5, 2006

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.

There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic

by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020

cosmopologies

damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.

that jerk owes me some cosmopologies after all those nasty texts i got last night!!!

by treesazmarie August 22, 2008