Conmanology

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The study and/or observation of ones ability to use common sense to it's potential to create,prevent, or delay their own stupidity before finding the correct solution to the particular action at hand ..

We shall observe the Conmanology affect of some retarded citizen to collect data on zombies

Conmanology by Da Con January 4, 2019

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commonology

the study of common sense.

commonology is the study of common sense.

commonology by Stacy McLovin September 3, 2009

Related Words

Conmanology • cosmapology • Cohanology • commonology • orgasmic cosmatology

orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.

Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.

orgasmic cosmatology by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008

Cosmapology

"The act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision"

"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"

Cosmapology by Zucarelli August 1, 2017

cosmapology

"The act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision"

"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"

cosmapology by Zucarelli August 1, 2017

Cosmapology

Cosmapology is the act of apologizing to someone after giving them a bad haircut.

I received a COSMAPOLOGY at the salon today.

Cosmapology by KayKay071201 November 24, 2021

Cohanology

The ancient studies and science of the Levitical Priesthood. It stems from the Paleo Hebrew word “Cohan” which means priest, and it’s suffix, “ology” means “the study of”. This term was coined by the researcher and YouTuber, Chief Moreh.

Crystals and Numerology are my favorite parts of Cohanology.

Cohanology by Daniel Buffington February 18, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026