During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.
Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
A baby created as a result of the 2020 coronavirus outbreak, where people isolated together indoors with nothing better to do than "work from home" and hoard toilet paper.
"Did you know they just had a corona baby?"
"Being shut in together for 2 months will do that"
"At least the corona baby has a lifetime supply of TP"
The wave of #infectiouslycute births between December 2020 and February 2021 that happened as a result of people social distancing
"I see that there are a lot of births around Christmas this year"
"Yeah thats the corona babyboom from when a lot of couples were "social distancing" back in March"
"Well, they are going to be #infectiouslycute"
The generation between gen z and gen alpha, they were born during the 2020 pandemic and probably won’t remember it because they were so young at the time
Hey man I heard because of this pandemic the mid generation is going to be call the coronababies
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.