Cornis

An ancient Christian rite of passage where an older male inserts a large, crooked carrot into the rectum of a younger male. The origins of this tradition are unclear, however the general population tends to agree this custom is pretty fucked up.

Junior year at Rice sucks. There's AP classes, the ACT, and worst of all, you get 8 inches of carrot up the ass. Fucking cornis!

by River Dike March 30, 2011

Corning

This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.

Me and my girl tried corning, we loved it and now we do it every week.

by Detrevnl23 August 1, 2023

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

by Hywell June 19, 2008

cornicle

1. A corner of a cubicle, when you can't really refer to the whole cubicle as "yours" because you're sharing it. (generally not a sign of advancement within a company.)

2. An non-cubic cubicle. e.g. hexagonal

3. A cubicle without all four sides.

Hey, you got those TPS reports?

Yeah, they're in my cornicle under the red Swingline stapler.

by braddlecat December 21, 2007

cornilingus

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

by SPQR March 4, 2009

Cordis Die

Set on date June 19th, meaning "Heart Day" in Latin, is the organization lead by Raul Menendez . Their goal is to cripple the G20 leaders of the world. Their followers will rise and by Menendez's orders, "Strike now, and strike deep".

Joe: "Man, I can't wait for Cordis Die this year."
Tom: "Same"

by Mistakingcone September 3, 2020