An ancient Christian rite of passage where an older male inserts a large, crooked carrot into the rectum of a younger male. The origins of this tradition are unclear, however the general population tends to agree this custom is pretty fucked up.
Junior year at Rice sucks. There's AP classes, the ACT, and worst of all, you get 8 inches of carrot up the ass. Fucking cornis!
by River Dike March 14, 2011
by One little hellian January 17, 2017
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
by Dimebag May 06, 2004
jason: "you know who else likes having fun?"
kevin: "who?
jason: "YOUR MOM, hahaha lololol"
kevin: "you're corny as shit bro"
kevin: "who?
jason: "YOUR MOM, hahaha lololol"
kevin: "you're corny as shit bro"
by macskiis June 23, 2011
Saying or doing something so outdate it's stupid or funny. Often done knowingly to be funny or romantic. It can also be done unknowingly as a result of be uninformed.
"Girl you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day"
"Dude look at that guy he has a mullet"
Watching a movie that is based on the past yet there are things in the movie that are current.
These are examples of things that can said or done that are often referred to as corny.
"Dude look at that guy he has a mullet"
Watching a movie that is based on the past yet there are things in the movie that are current.
These are examples of things that can said or done that are often referred to as corny.
by deanofbeingnotcool November 13, 2015
*Sarah drops a carton of eggs*
Mike says: "Well, that wasn't EGGS-pected!"
Sarah *rolls eyes* and says: "Shut the hell up, Mike...That was incredibly corny..."
Mike says: "Well, that wasn't EGGS-pected!"
Sarah *rolls eyes* and says: "Shut the hell up, Mike...That was incredibly corny..."
by Raidcan May 29, 2012
Something presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.
by Corny Carny June 11, 2003