Cornets

Tits like ice cream cornets

Pointy, long, thin

She has tits like 2 cornets

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

Cornet

A musical instrument just like a trumpet, yet smaller.

Where did you go today? To band practice. I played 1st chair cornet!

by Krystina Gold April 06, 2006

Cornet

A B-flat instrument similar in sound to a trumpet. For the most part, they have been replaced by trumpets in high school bands as they save money by just having the band have a bunch of trumpets.

Why do we need cornets? We have trumpets?

by Chris Rice February 03, 2007

Cornet

Basically it's your dick!

Suck my cheesy sweaty Cornet

by Bucket and Spade August 05, 2007

Soprano Cornet

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.

Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.

by Soprano man January 19, 2019