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when you don't have a full blown boner
i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat
b flat by xtimmiex June 24, 2007
A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker
Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.
B Flat by CMBC April 26, 2011
The person who takes it up the ass in gay sex
Used by music lovers

Hey you a b flat
B flat by Bottomle March 2, 2021

B Flat Clarinet 

A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.
I am in band and i am learning the B flat clarinet.
B Flat Clarinet by band girl December 15, 2014

B-flat Armored Clarinet 

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff
Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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