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When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.
Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex
by geo_rube November 02, 2010
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