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Corn on the knob 

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.
Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!
Corn on the knob by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014
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corn on the knob 

After a session of anal sex, the penis is removed from the anal cavity to reveal a peice of shit on it. In witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub 'his hot man juice' all over her body.
Jonny and his girl had corn on the knob last night
corn on the knob by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Corn on the Knob 

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!
Corn on the Knob by Nuggette January 10, 2018

Corn on the knob 

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob
Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob
Corn on the knob by Facia February 26, 2019

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB 

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

jump on my knob like corn on the cob 

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...
Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...
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