The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.
You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!
by Carlton Grüberschmott August 2, 2020