Corn Bowl
Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.
I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.
Corn Bowl by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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