Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

Corked Bat by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

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Corked bat

An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat

I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.

Corked bat by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003

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Corked bat • Cooked Up Bat • Corked • corked out • corked and torqued • Corked Fart • Corked It • corked snorkel • Corked Tuna • Corked Volcano

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

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