Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

Cootie may by Lopi October 5, 2020

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cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian

Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."

cookie Mayo by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025

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Related Words

Cootie may • cookie Mayo • bushgirl cootieman • cootie • cootie-cat • cootie queen • Cootie Brown • cootie catcher • cootie pie • cootie bag

bushgirl cootieman

my kween
big gay
BIG dick energy
pen

Salad crawdad: “do you hear that? it’s like a rumbling sound.”
Big mac girl: “oh yeah that’s the sound of bushgirl cootieman’s big dick energy”

bushgirl cootieman by big mac girl October 6, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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