Cootie may 

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

Cootie may by Lopi October 5, 2020

cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian

Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."

cookie Mayo by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025

bushgirl cootieman 

my kween
big gay
BIG dick energy
pen

Salad crawdad: “do you hear that? it’s like a rumbling sound.”
Big mac girl: “oh yeah that’s the sound of bushgirl cootieman’s big dick energy”

bushgirl cootieman by big mac girl October 6, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012