cooter monkey 

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.

That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.

cooter monkey by Momanon November 11, 2004

cooter monkey 

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

cooter monkey by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

Evil flying pink cooter monkey by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

DB Cooper Money 

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.

Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.

DB Cooper Money by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019