Coos County

Coos County is a County in Oregon particularly known to be the home of Coos Bay and North Bend. Here you are destined to find a plethora of either overweight, white trash families, or skinny meth induced criminals. There really are no "in between normal people." If you move here and are normal, the craziness of the area starts to overcome your everyday thoughts and actions. Soon enough it will consume you and you will turn you into a drug dealin' son of a bitch.

Everyone in this area is obsessed with Steve Prefontaine. The High School continues to get support from Nike because he attended Marshfield High School, located in Coos Bay. But if you really look at his life, you will find that he was also an alcohol induced normal citizen of Coos County, the only difference is that he could run. Well, Coos County swallowed him whole.

"Hey, John, I am considering moving to Coos County."

"No don't do it, I hear the people there are running rampant with Meth babies and diseases."

"Oh, you're right, thanks to Urban Dictionary, I now know I should not move there.

Coos County by The world link. com March 22, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016