Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance

Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!

by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011

Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

cooper the super pooper scooper

cooper the super pooper scooper is a great guy altogether. he is cool,a great skateboarder, (and loves pickin up poops)
he know how to party and lives on uranus.

(girl) woww i love cooper the super pooper scooper!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!

by WINGLYWONGDOPAPAPAOP September 21, 2021

Cooper Scouper

A girl with no sense of humor who is judgmental and ruins all fun

"ballsack, the cooper scouper is coming"

by eggseggseggs April 16, 2009

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

cooter scooter

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.

that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.

by venge April 15, 2003

Cooter Scooter

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.

Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

by Duncan O'Toole August 3, 2009