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Coon Eyes 

The tan line caused by wearing sunglasses. The sun tans or burns your face but the area around your eyes are protected by the sunglasses. When you remove the sunglasses you are left with pale eyes and a burned face. Much resembling the way a raccoons face looks.
Man, I should probably take off my shades before I get coon eyes.
Coon Eyes by Marshll47 June 2, 2018
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coon eyes 

red watery eyes you get after being high and smoking as much weed as a coon would before a rap video
chris: man i just smoked so much weed.
paul: i can tell, you got coon eyes
coon eyes by alex Vuts March 24, 2009

Coon Eyes 

The Coon Eyes is a sexual act that can be done in two ways, depending on race. The first envolves a black woman. The black woman must be wearing glasses at the point of the male ejaculation. The man then gives the black woman a complete facial, completly covering all of her face. After this is done the black woman then takes of her glasses, exposing her eyes which would have been blocked from the semen hence giving her the appearence of a racoon with dark eyes. The next way is with a white woman, but requires totally different procedures. This time the male does not have to give the female a complete facial, and the female does not have to wear glasses. This time the white female must wear a ski-mask, and the male must then provide his bowel movements(shit), and he must provide this all over her face. After this is done the white woman then removes the ski-mask, leaving her eyes filled with shit, hence giving her the appearence of a racoon.
This white girl was getting on my nerves after I got done fucking her, so I left that bitch laying their confused after I gave her the Coon Eyes!
Coon Eyes by Marcus Anthony Smith October 19, 2007

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026