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cool whip 

something you can't have pie without.
Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.
cool whip by pbm19 January 21, 2008

coolwhipper 

Alternate name for snowballer. Someone who likes to have their own jizz spit back into their mouth.snowballer
coolwhipper by alejandro June 2, 2003

coolwhip223

the best person ever and I hope I'll meet him someday
hey it's coolwhip223
coolwhip223 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Cool Whip mask 

Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.
Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
Cool Whip mask by yoseason February 26, 2009

Cool Whip 

Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells
Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip
Cool Whip by scat digg December 29, 2010

Cool Whip 

Best. Thing. Ever. Made.
"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"

"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"

"..."

"..."

"Aight!"
Cool Whip by DanaHugginsss May 1, 2010