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A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.
1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.
Cool Duck by JatYou September 1, 2009
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Coolsuck 

When someone acts in a reasonable fashion towards you or your colleagues, while being consistently pointing in conversation and comments towards the negative things in life.
Like my mom, she is cool sometimes, but she complains about everything. So she will be chill to be around, but she always talks about how something isn't to her standards. Blah.

She's so coolsuck...

Or that one friend you have that acts like the character that Charlie Day plays in the movie Horrible Bosses, worry wart; but a good friend.
Coolsuck by Coexisting September 10, 2012

coolfucker

Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.
Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.
coolfucker by F2theG December 7, 2006

Coolbucks 

Oh you're favorite dog is a husky? Coolbucks.
Coolbucks by snickerdooble March 31, 2025