Cookie Man

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The cookie man had all the soft drugs... Weed, Coke, and MDMA. Period. That’s who the cookie man is. Get it fucking straight kid.

I need to get some stuff from the cookie man...

Cookie Man by Philyq November 10, 2018

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cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

cookie man by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

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cookie man pop

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop

omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!

cookie man pop by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

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Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

Dance with the cookie man by Osix spartan March 13, 2019

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Cookie Cutter Man

A Man that was raised by a single mother. And was raised to be polite to women. Cookie cutters are a form of beta males, That think women are creatures that should treated like queens and can do no wrong. A cookie cutter is a type of guy that put up her Christmas lights, fix her car tire and get no pussy. The cookie cutter is not confident in himself. and he allows women to walk over him. The cookie cutter provides for his wife or girlfriend while she sleeps with the Alpha Male asshole.

This dude just let her walk pass and didn't say anything. He is a cookie cutter man.

Cookie Cutter Man by Cookie Cutter Man March 26, 2017

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coohie man

Person who girls with exquisite set of female breasts

Dude my girl she a coohie tho I'm a coohie man

coohie man by YOLOMALOCO October 15, 2020

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coohie man

Collector of exquisite set of female breasts

I got girls with good breast I'm the coohie man

coohie man by YOLOMALOCO October 15, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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