Cooked Chicken 

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

Cooked Chicken by Atheon February 22, 2019

Glock cooked chicken 

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

Glock cooked chicken by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

cooked the chicken 

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

cooked the chicken by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014