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Cooch stuff

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?

He's doing cooch stuff.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021
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stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.
by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009
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couch stuffing

The placing of ones foot on the head of another, pressing firmly until the head is submerged completely into the cushion thus deafening the screams while sodomy is performed
Jeff called Bonnie into the living for her nightly couch stuffing.
by Couch stuffer December 31, 2014
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Couch stuffer

A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
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