Convfefe

The specific strain of syphyllis (Treponema pallidum, subspecies convfefes) carried by the President of Russia. If left untreated, causes particularly severe dementia symptoms.

The candidate's doctor report claimed that "he tested positive for everything". It turns out this included convfefe.

by Deepstate9 June 1, 2017

Convfefe

1. To question how something is even possible? convfefe

I'm in a convfefe over how our 45th President was elected?

by Ethie Mae June 2, 2017

Convfefe

1. (noun) A type of drink made consisting of hot coffee usually served with a condom and added flavorings.

"After all the negative media coverage.... convfefe"

by Mr. World Peace June 8, 2017

convfefe

The act of having a stroke in the middle of writing a social media post

Despite the constant negative press convfefe

by tbonehenry May 30, 2017

convfefe

from the latin root con, meaning with, convfefe signifies that you have tiny hands and can't type properly.

Melania, will you come here before I make a fool of myself on the Internet and convfefe?

by awoloz June 1, 2017

convfefe

Accurate coverage of a rambling, incompetent political figure clearly in over their head.

Donald J. Trump: "Despite all the negative press convfefe"

by 89yoyos May 31, 2017

convfefe

Falling asleep during ranting on social media.

Mixture of complaining and the word confession. First used by Donald J. Trump at around 11.50pm on the 30th of May 2017.

It's not true, it's just that I convfefe.... oh forget it. I am tired and full of it – Bonne nuit!

by bmI4fun May 31, 2017