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ConsoleBey 

This world frequently used to say someone gay.
LMAO YOU ARE SO FUCKING CONSOLEBEY
ConsoleBey by Pref1tR November 20, 2019
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Consolesexual 

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!
1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?

Consolenerf

1. Video games which could have been great on PC's at one time, but were changed to console (or ported from console) by someone who did not understand the benefits and potential of gaming PC's.
ex. - You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors.

"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."

"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."

Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.

2. Consolenerfed - verb -

a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive

b.To Stop something from working

Usually a term used in online games:

'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''
Consolenerf by DaPahkoDeBBF October 21, 2009

consolee 

Nice kind and very antisocial but can always be there if you need them and they can Cheer you up when you feel sad.
Consolee is a very Generous person and kind person and an amazing person and also nice person
consolee by anonymous November 22, 2021

Consoleversation 

The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip.
Last night at James's flat, we were playing GTA 4, we had the funniest consoleversation.
Consoleversation by calciumm April 9, 2009

consolebating 

When a game is just so sexy you pull out yo wanker and wack it repeatedly until climax.
COD Ghost was so amazing! As soon as I got home I went in my room and started consolebating
consolebating by 0c_allen November 22, 2013

Consoley 

Name of the main host from the show Salty Numerous Amazing plushies, made by Pastaroni Productions.
I am friends with Consoley.
Consoley by CreatorOfSnapping December 27, 2023
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