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consensual sex 

Sex in which consent was given by both parties. Sex with mutual consent.
I love my partner! We have consensual sex, when we are both ready, and willing, and happy to have sex with each other!
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consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

Post Non Consensual Sex 

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".
Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

Consexual Sex 

Sex between two individuals where the consent of one party is given in reliance on a misrepresentation, lie or con made by the other party to obtain the first party's consent.
The girl in the Backroom Casting Couch video had consexual sex with the "Agent" in reliance on his promise to help her get a job in the porn industry.
Consexual Sex by Rockspin September 1, 2010
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