Conor's Law

The law of situational optimism: If a thing can go right, it will go right. It stands as the ultimate antidote to Murphy's Law, acknowledging that when you align your expectations with a positive outcome, the universe cooperates flawlessly.

"They said the timing was impossible and everything would fall apart, but Conor's Law proved them wrong. Every single piece of the puzzle clicked into place exactly when it needed to."

Conor's Law by TheOptimisticPhilosopher June 11, 2026

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Connor's Law

When exposure looms, the family image is often the first line of defence.

Person 1: why did you steal from that charity?

Person 2: Why are you asking me this? I'M A FAMILY MAN!!!!!!!

Person 1: This has nothing to do with your kids, why would you even mention them?

Person 3: people always lean hard into the family image during a scandal. He's definitely guilty. Connor's Law.

Connor's Law by YoungGriff86 January 21, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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