Conlich 

Someone who whines and moans too much over everything.

Someone who doesn't have a lot of friends.

Okay come on, no one likes you. Stop being a Conlich

Conlich by wartytoryle November 25, 2009

Condichapoo 

A convenient mixture of both shampoo and conditioner that everyone can smell within a half mile radious and will give you amazing healthy full looking hair and will give any women within 5 feet a screaming orgasm.

Dude i got to make a lethal amount of condichapoo and my balls were so worn out at the end of the party from giving all of those screaming orgasms

Condichapoo by dave123654 February 9, 2009

confichub 

A perfectly proportioned plus size individual who can rock revealwear.

Oh my gawd did you see how confichub Becky was in her revealwear?

confichub by Mama Baker June 15, 2021

conlicker 

when somebody sleeps with their mother.

“omg…my bf is such a conlicker”

conlicker by deeznutzallday October 27, 2021

Conlighting

A Digitallighting tactic that accuses the target of being a “charlatan,” “con artist,” or “fraud,” often based solely on their beliefs, practices, or experiences. Conlighting is frequently paired with prooflighting and psycholighting: the perpetrator demands impossible evidence of sincerity or efficacy, then uses the target’s failure to meet those demands as “proof” that they are intentionally deceiving others. It is especially common against spiritual practitioners, alternative healers, and anyone whose worldview falls outside strict scientific materialism. Conlighting weaponizes suspicion to destroy credibility.

Example: “She offered free guided meditations; he called her a con artist exploiting the vulnerable. When she asked how, he said ‘real meditation doesn’t need guides.’ Conlighting: labeling someone a fraud because you don’t share their practice.”

Conlighting by Abzugal March 31, 2026

Conlighting

A form of Digitallighting that uses accusations of fraud, greed, or “grifting” to make the target doubt their own integrity. The perpetrator repeatedly insinuates that the target is running a scam, that they know their work is worthless, or that they are cynically manipulating others. Over time, the target may begin to question their own motives, wondering if they really are exploiting people. Conlighting is especially damaging to activists and practitioners who rely on public trust, as it attacks the foundation of their work.

Example: “She spent years offering free resources; he replied to every post with ‘grifter’ and ‘she just wants money.’ After months, she started asking herself if she was being selfish—conlighting, making sincerity feel like greed.”

Conlighting by Abzugal April 1, 2026