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conjugal visit 

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"
conjugal visit by Mr C. December 11, 2003
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Conjugal Visit 

Visiting your partner who is currently in prison to have sex with them. Conjugal visits often motivate inmates to maintain good behavior.
Steph: God damn Bernie Madoff is a spunk!

Ashley: Yeah, I'd pay him a conjugal visit!
Conjugal Visit by Pepperonilawl September 27, 2009

Conjugal Tropical Visit 

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV
I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).
Conjugal Tropical Visit by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016

conjucal visit 

when someone goes to a jail to have sex with someone there
Joe paid a conjucal visit Mary while she was in jail. They had a great time (if u catch my drift).
conjucal visit by manda567 December 31, 2008
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