Conis

The act of visiting a dead relatives gravestone and proceed to absolutely obliterate and conceive an incomprehensible amount of cum all over the gravestone and screaming “strengthen this holy ground in the of name conis”

“yo bro yesterday i went to visit my grandma’s tombstone and had a down right conis”

by gobblerofsweetcranberry July 3, 2022

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

whats in the canister

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

jah coins

The most rare and prized artifacts in the entire 7 realms. When X was shot and killed, the jah coins exploded from his body and dispersed over the entire universe. No one knows the exact amount if jah coins.

Gaycum (in 2042): "I have finally acquired 20 jah coins, one coin for each year of my fathers life. I will take these coins to the exact spot my father parished and arrange the coins into the form of an X and my father will rise from his ashes and rule again!"

by FrustratedFalcon March 12, 2019

condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Canis Canem Edit

1. A PS2 game by Rockstar Games (yes they did GTA) where you are 15 year old Jimmy Hopkins, who is sent to Bullworth academy school. The story is about Jimmy becoming leader of each gang (nerds, jocks, preppies, greasers) and ridding the school of bullies and corruption. It plays like GTA games because of the free roaming, little easter eggs, spoofs and humor

2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin

1. I am playing Canis Canem Edit while writing this definition.

2. Canis Canem Edit. Oh yeah!

by Leeko22Arsenal March 2, 2008

Colista

Colista is a Greek name that means 'Most Beautiful'.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.

Wow, she's beautiful, she must be a Colista!

by swaggygurll January 2, 2014