The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle grass

A sexual maneuver, during which the man is taking the woman from behind. He exclaims that he is about to cum. Then, once the female turns to face him, he shoots his load on her face and then throws a handful of confetti or glitter at her.