A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
by BeUseful May 18, 2022