Confederwanker 

A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.

Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker

Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confederwanker by BeUseful May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person that fetishizes the confederacy to the point of routinely masturbating into the battle flag.

Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022