Confederwanker 

A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.

Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker

Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confederwanker by BeUseful May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Confedewanker 

A person that fetishizes the confederacy to the point of routinely masturbating into the battle flag.

Hey confedewanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!

Confedewanker by anonymous May 18, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012