Conehead Sundae 

(noun)
The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.

Edgar: "Hey Mike, did you end up fucking that blonde chick you went home with last night?"

Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."

Conehead Sundae by Viva La BAM April 13, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016