condom break
Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
condom break by SoFetchh May 26, 2008
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Condom Break
Condom Break by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017
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condom break
when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
condom break by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006
condom break conception
condom break conception by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016
Break a Leg, Not a Condom!
Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
Break a Leg, Not a Condom! by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010
Condom breaker
The condom breakers stole our wood
*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024
Condom breaker
"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
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