Conch Shelled
The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Conch Shelled by dannyp76 September 4, 2011