a person who will drop 15 seconds of a song, thus wrecking an entire fandom, and then post someone’s pet on his story like nothing happened
by annaleastofyourproblems January 17, 2022
The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.
"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"
by Jay Young May 23, 2005
A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.
Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!
by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010
by sldd January 15, 2005
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
friend: stfu conan lee gray doesnt even know u exist
me: i hope you fall off that fucking swing and snap your fucking neck and never recover and live your life as a fucking vegetable
me: i hope you fall off that fucking swing and snap your fucking neck and never recover and live your life as a fucking vegetable
by sunsetseason October 10, 2021
by kbusnoks September 24, 2006