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Definitions by Degu

Sports Collectors Digest

A once-great publication which sold its soul for advertising dollars. Bad news about its sponsors now mysteriously pass without mention.

See also shill.
Man, I used to respect Sports Collectors Digest before they sold out.
Sports Collectors Digest by Degu October 21, 2008

Ebay Express 

A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.

Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.
I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.
Ebay Express by Degu June 29, 2008
A company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service.

Also see monopoly
Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad.
Comcast by Degu June 29, 2008