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When a man combs a woman's hair using his penis
Babe, legs try combing tonight
Combing by TheBigDickedWalrus September 15, 2015
Combing is a sexual torture method where you take a queen bee, contained in a glass vial, and insert it into someones ass, where as the rest of the hive will follow the queen and build a hive in the victims ass
"What are you doing with that Queen Honey Bee?"
"Oh my girl wants to try combing so im putting it in her ass"
Combing by the comber August 31, 2023
When two men or two Italians of any gender with mustaches kiss.
As the two rugged lumberjacks lips locked, their mustaches entangled in the most erotic combing experience imaginable.
Combing by Boone Ironwood November 28, 2025

combing the cat 

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro
combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

combing the carpet 

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

Combing the Collie 

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.
Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years
Combing the Collie by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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