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Columbus, Georgia 

A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.

People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"

Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.

Also noted for not being near any other city.
-Where are you from?

-Columbus, Georgia.

-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!

-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!
Columbus, Georgia by pooropolis March 25, 2011
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Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
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"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026