colon blow 

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

colon blow by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow 

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

colon blow by paul September 20, 2004

colon blow 

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

colon blow by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002

Colon Blow 

The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.

Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow

Colon Blow by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

Colon Blow 

(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.

Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?

Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.

Colon Blow by The Holy Searse May 15, 2009

Total Colon Blowout 

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

Total Colon Blowout by corn man June 2, 2012

colon blows 

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

colon blows by whiplash72 January 20, 2015