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Colliwed 

A dumb person in the age range from 13-39, Colliwed loves to talk about cannibalism and also loves edible things that are either sour or bitter. Colliwed is usually super stressed about everything, they also suffer identity crisis. They're probably either asexual, panromantic or bisexual. Colliwed likes dark colors (black, dark red etc.) they also like earthly colors (green, brown, gray etc etc.).
Person A: "Hey, what do you think of the new coach?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, they seem a lot like Colliwed."
Colliwed by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021
Words you can keep

Molly collied 

When a homosexual child who doesn't know he's gay yet but mammy does and mammy's really worried that he's going to get picked on then one day he's out cycling on his bike and someone come up to him and says "faggot" the child un be knowing to him what has been said goes home to his mammy and says "mammy mammy i was just cycling on my bike and someone just called me a faggot" to mammy's greatest worry she jumps around the house shouting "what what what what" and beings to hug a and pity her child, the child copies his mother by jumping around also saying "what what what what". and every time there after when the child is out on the road something is said to him wether good or bad the child starts screaming and should just like his mammy thought him and runs home to his mammy so he can berry his head under his mammy's skirt for more pity and love and kisses to make the pain of the bad words that have been said to him.... he copies the behaviours of a woman and is acting like a faggot on the streets.

Also quite common in young black men.
Look at that kid he's acting like a molly collied little bitch... Go on run home to your mammy you little puff
Molly collied by Cuchalainn January 31, 2017

after we collided 

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
after we collided by Future actress November 21, 2020
twisted by fate, moments where everything is so twisted and in a haze but there is some kind of hope within you brought about by aspirations of a better tomorrow,dreaming for changes in fortunes and love.
THANK YOU( A Poem by Kibe Lisa)

Seasons are an edict in destiny,and you my friend are a companion of destiny but as seasons wane askew down these collied seasons of my life i would like you to know that i appreciate you for all those times that you have been there for me, in those dark moments of my life when all was null to me and there was no rhythm nor any discernible order in my head. But you were there for me,at ma every beck and call....even though i was a nuisance ....i know. But as i echo my sentiments know tat i would never ever forget that...even in my darkest hours,even in my deathbed...those memories will perish with me no matter where i go ..they will be with me even when you will be very far away from me...because they keep me warm,they keep me happy and make me remember that there was someone who loved and cared about me.....even that one time......in that glorious life time....am really glad that i knew you....
collied by English Notro Dame January 15, 2014
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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