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College ACB 

A site that Greek people talk shit about each other, and bitchy sorority girls arguing about what houses are top tier. Where useless none sense happens.
Post: Top 10 hot girls in school
Reply: your mom
Reply2: your dad
Reply3: tori lee
Reply4: who the fuk is that
Reply5: she is in tridelt
Reply6: lol nice. tridelts are easy.

you can see the above anywhere on college acb . com
College ACB by iam007really September 10, 2010
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CollegeACB 

Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.

In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.
Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.
CollegeACB by hackahobo September 8, 2010

CollegeACB 

Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.

In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.
Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.
CollegeACB by hackahobo September 8, 2010

CollegeACB 

A Friday night hamlet for frat bros whose roofies didn't score them any cankerous whores that evening.
No hoes tonight broski...time to wank and hit up CollegeACB
CollegeACB by asianjack September 26, 2010
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