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collard green dick 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

Collard Greens 

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021

Collard Greens 

This Ya favorite song
Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.
Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

collard greens 

Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.
Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!
collard greens by turnip2k14 July 8, 2014

collard greens 

spinach for collard people
white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

collard greens and tuna 

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."