In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
by biddersss November 22, 2021
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
by CrowleyLA’s finest July 14, 2022
Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.
by SBA Anonymous November 23, 2021
Is a sexual position that requires a kitchen counter, an oral expert, a novelist, a Velociraptor named Blue, and the womanizer. Not recommended for amateurs. Generic womanizers are ok, but brand name is recommended; make sure womanizer is fully charged before attempting.
by Sparkly Narwhal August 7, 2018
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