Coke Fart Share definition Flag once you start putting cocaine into your body, it just wants to shit. Prior to the shit, you begin to fart off the log, which makes the farts stink especially bad. "Man this is some great blow! I've already got the coke farts after one line." Coke Fart by Spankford May 30, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Coke Fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch