When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26
Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025