Coin pouch 

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26

Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust

Coin pouch by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025

cornpouch 

1) A small package or sack of dried corn kernals. Usually popped over a stove.

2) A human scrotum containing moderate to large testicles. The type of scrotum typically enjoyed by females.

Jon: Hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian shitbag at 7 - 11.

Evan: Good shit, I just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid bitch, I could use somethin to make me feel better.

cornpouch by deeznutz56 July 8, 2009