When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
by OmgShane July 5, 2016
Get the Coffee Assmug. the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013
Get the coffee assmug. Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
by greenmetblue July 5, 2016
Get the coffee assmug. A completely liquid bowel movement.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
Get the ass coffeemug. Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010
Get the ass coffeemug. when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007
Get the ass coffeemug. by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011
Get the Brewing a pot of ass coffeemug.