Cody Parkey

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A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

Cody Parkey by iaintajap January 6, 2019

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Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

Cody Parkey by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

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Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

Cody Parkey by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

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Cody Parker

Some fat emo poser kid who likes to act sohphisticated and can't read.

Cody just ignited his mattress and burned his house down killing his cat in the process!

Cody Parker by Alicia April 6, 2005

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parker cody

The type of guy to date a Anna has a personality that will cause you to sometimes get annoyed and loves his girlfriend he will FaceTime and text his girl whenever

Parker Cody always has a girlfriend

parker cody by You can’t October 4, 2019

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cody glen parker

A sex god that gets all the pussy

A rough sex pest

Girl your walking funny
Girl 2 yea got ducked by Cody Glen parker

cody glen parker by Agnat71 May 29, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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